Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Twilight: New moon That's in the "we have to pay rent - whatever" section

Twilight: New moon That's in the

So you're a guy, and you're looking for "Womens Studies?" We've actually consolidated that in the "desperate attempts to get laid" aisle.

So you're a guy, and you're looking for

You don't read? Don't talk to me.

You don't read? Don't talk to me.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

George W. Bush's memoir? It's in the fiction section, under "Alternative History."

George W. Bush's memoir? It's in the fiction section, under

Um, no, I'm pretty sure Anne Frank DID write "The Diary of Anne Frank." Though if you want to let her know she didn't actually experience that atrocity, she might be happy to hear it.

Um, no, I'm pretty sure Anne Frank DID write

My Sexy Librarian Face? IT's RIGHT HERE.

My Sexy Librarian Face? IT's RIGHT HERE.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

No, we don't carry the Twilight books I burnt down the last bookstore i worked in that stocked it.

No, we don't carry the Twilight books I burnt down the last bookstore i worked in that stocked it.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

yes, i know who wrote dante's inferno... idiot

yes, i know who wrote dante's inferno... idiot  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

The one where the dog teaches the family a lesson but dies in the end? It's either "Marley and Me" or "Cujo".

The one where the dog teaches the family a lesson but dies in the end? It's either

I'm trying to just be happy that you're reading... But seriously, put down the Stephanie Meyer.

I'm trying to just be happy that you're reading... But seriously, put down the Stephanie Meyer.  Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich
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