Paranoid Parrot

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die  Paranoid Parrot

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud  Paranoid Parrot

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount  Paranoid Parrot

watching a movie, character moans in pain turn the volume down so people don't think you're watching porn

watching a movie, character moans in pain  turn the volume down so people don't think you're watching porn  Paranoid Parrot

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished  Paranoid Parrot

Does simple math calculation in head, better check it on my calculator just in case.

Does simple math calculation in head,  better check it on my calculator just in case.   Paranoid Parrot

Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

Doctor says

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down  Paranoid Parrot

"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down