Stoner Dog

no matter what the box says set oven to 420

no matter what the box says set oven to 420  Stoner Dog

Prepare bowl at 4:15 Remember to smoke at 4:45

Prepare bowl at 4:15 Remember to smoke at 4:45  Stoner Dog

If you're thinking "What is something I would normally say to this?" You've already been thinking too long to sound normal

If you're thinking

Mom asks: Why are your eyes so red? laugh like retard

Mom asks: Why are your eyes so red? laugh like retard  Stoner Dog

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal

Gotta have my bowl Gotta have cereal  Stoner Dog

Guys! Guys! Guys! GUUUUYS! where the fuck are we?

Guys! Guys! Guys! GUUUUYS! where the fuck are we?  Stoner Dog

Sit at intersection wait for stop sign to turn green

Sit at intersection wait for stop sign to turn green  Stoner Dog

Got that bitch a blunt Bitches love blunts

Got that bitch a blunt Bitches love blunts  Stoner Dog

she's mad i forgot to pick her up i forgot she existed

she's mad i forgot to pick her up i forgot she existed  Stoner Dog

3000 Word essay due tomorrow Procrastinate by getting stoned and writing thousands of words on reddit instead.

3000 Word essay due tomorrow Procrastinate by getting stoned and writing thousands of words on reddit instead.  Stoner Dog