Paranoid Parrot

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war

radio cuts off in the middle of a song nuclear war  Paranoid Parrot

lives alone locks bathroom door

lives alone locks bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes

At work, goes to a restroom on a different floor to poop so that no one will recognize shoes  Paranoid Parrot

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked

Locks door Tries to open door to make sure its locked  Paranoid Parrot

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music

Take out headphones to make sure no one else can hear your music  Paranoid Parrot

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure

2+2 on test Use calculator to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it

Can't remember how to spell a word change up sentence so don't need it  Paranoid Parrot

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times

Just saved a document in word better save it at least 3 more times  Paranoid Parrot

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me

My work password isn't working anymore So This is how they fire me  Paranoid Parrot

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic  Paranoid Parrot